It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Monday, February 16, 2015

The Priest and The Chuckster

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From the pulpit, the priest delivered a sermon.

His words were visible throughout the church

His voice carried through every pew

But did not reach my ears

Because Chuck Berry got there before him.


The gospel had something to do with Jesus

At that time...In the temple

There was  too much monkey business

Altar boys started dancing

The girls in communion dresses jumped up and down

The men loosened their ties

The women threw their hats at the stain glass windows

Jesus said "I don't want no botheration!"

 
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Footnote
THE PRIEST AND THE CHUCKSTER is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.
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