It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Monday, March 16, 2015

Her Boudoir & Her Footnotes

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Her boudoir had a Wal-Mart greeter

His name was Larry

He was from Larabee

He dressed in white

With a timer in his pocket

He would ask you at the moment of climax

Would you like fries with that

Before you could answer
He would shout

NEXT
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Footnotes
HER BOUDOIR is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.

Larry always wore a basball cap with the insignia  PH  which stood for Pay Here
but, upon your exit,  he would always say Have a nice day!

Would you like lies with that? 

Her name was Marilyn on Monday.

Her name was Toni on Tuesday.

On Wednesday, she was Wendy and Thursday, she was Theresa.

Friday, she was Frida and Saturday, she was Sally.

But on Sunday, her name was Sunday.
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