It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Friday, August 7, 2015

We Now Present The Winner Of Last Night's Republican Debate

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Walker Emerges As Leading Candidate 
To Run Enterprise Rent-A-Car Branch

Based on his performance in Thursday night’s debate, 
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has emerged 
as a leading candidate to manage an 
Enterprise Rent-a-Car branch,
Enterprise has confirmed.

The essay continues  here. 

The Borowitz Report
newyorker.com
8/7/15

 The next New Yorker page is  there. 
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  1. AnonymousAugust 7, 2015 at 4:48 PM

    You forgot to credit the Getty photographer: Scott Olson

    https://www.google.com/search?q=%22scott+olson%22+getty&biw=957&bih=463&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMIyLPW_pKYxwIVxDs-Ch16PwBc

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    1. Paul OliverioAugust 7, 2015 at 4:55 PM

      Thanks for that link
      but the greater gratitude is
      for Andy Borowitz's forgetting
      to name "Mr. T" in his report.

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