It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...


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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL + + + But please be sure to season that with the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Friday, January 1, 2016

I'm Not Gay But...

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I did have an affair with Jack Daniels...
immediately after retiring from that thing 
known as teaching

And being eminently aware that
a New Year is being welcomed
on this night...

And my significant other 
is sound asleep...
into the outer world 
I did creep

With one double shot of Jack
and then a single shot

Because, at that point...
my $20 was spent

My consciousness was bent
with a moment of sin

And I am home again.

HAPPY NEW YEAR
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