Seven Reasons Why He Deserved What He Got

________________________________________________________________________________________________

Somebody got lucky

But it was an accident.

***

I don’t mind him cheatin’ on me 

But I sure wish he’d take that hat off his head.

***

Is your heart made out of stone, or is it lime

Or is it just solid rock?

***

Your debutante just knows what you need

But I know what you want.

***

I didn’t mean to make you so sad 

You just happened to be there, that’s all.

***

An’ I told you, as you clawed out my eyes 

That I never meant to do you any harm.

***

You say you got some other kind of lover

And yes, I believe you do

You say my kisses are not like his

But this time I’m not gonna tell you why that is

I’m just gonna let you pass.

***

But when we meet again

Introduced as friends

Please don’t let on that you knew me when

I was hungry and it was your world.

******************************************

They talk about him

in cyber cafes

and all over the telly.

His newest controversy

being that Bob Dylan

is now a Nobelly

________________________________________________________________________________________________