It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...


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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL + + + But please be sure to season that with the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, March 2, 2017

She Said ... He Said ... (He/She #51) ©

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"Leaving the toilet seat up
  is definitely cause for justifiable anger."

"Justifiable anger: maybe. 
  But definitely not justifiable homicide."

"What are you talking about?
  If I was feeling homicidal, I would have
  used a sledge hammer instead of
  a ball peen hammer."

"True...and you only boxed 
  one of my ears, not both."

"So are you going to apologize
  for calling me homicidal?"

"I'm sorry, dear. As long as 
  you have a hammer in your hand,
  I will apologize to you twenty-four/seven."

"You are forgiven." 
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