It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, September 30, 2017

I Am Teaching Myself How NOT To Be A Liar

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If I were to say
either...

A) I will quit smoking 
next week.

B) I will quit smoking
as a New Year's resolution.

C) I will quit smoking.

Then...

If what I say is choice A ...
and I do not quit smoking next week,
then I am a liar.

If what I say is choice B ...
and come next January 1,
I am still smoking,
then I am a liar.
 
However,
if what I say is choice C ...
and I do not quit smoking
within a year,
I am not  a liar
because I did not specify
when I would quit
smoking.

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A Nonsensical Nonsence Poem

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The nonsense splattered
across the room

Verbs, nouns, adjectives
went to neutral corners
assessing the absurdity
the syllables
the syllabus
the silly bull
and all other
parts of speech

Verbs, nouns, adjectives
went to neutral corners,
kowtowing to each other
in proper order

Then everything
made sense

© Paul Oliverio ©

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The Reason Why MAD Magazine Is Must-Reading

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"But I don't want to go
 among mad people,"
 Alice remarked.

"Oh, you can't help that,"
  said the Cat:
"we're all mad here.
  I'm mad. You're mad."

"How do you know I'm mad,"
  asked Alice.

"You must be,"
  said the Cat,
"or you wouldn't have come here."


  Lewis Carroll 
  Alice In Wonderland
Illustration by

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But is this possibly the reason why
Alfred E. Neuman has never been portrayed as Alice in Wonderland ?
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Friday, September 29, 2017

STREET ART UTOPIA (#33): Let It Rain

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Chris Wiedmann

The next
Street Art Utopia
page is
here
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Thursday, September 28, 2017

From The Long Beach Jetty Parking Lot ... [ pST #26]

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© Oliverio
On the Rock



The next 
Superimposed Text page
is
here 




The p in the title
stands for
photoverio
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If Your Name Is Reed, Please Read ... Even If You Are NOT Reed

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Whistle while you swim
if your name is Jim

If your name is Pam
don't swim while
eating ham

Are you Jack or Jill?
back stroke
for healthy
thrill

If your name is paul
swim the stroke
of crawl

If no one's in the pool
(because air is too cool)
and you are a duck
then you are in luck



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Footnote
IF YOUR NAME IS REED, PLEASE READ...
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.
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Felini Photograph ... sic ... [ pST #25]

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© Oliverio

Bullish


The next 
Superimposed Text page
is
here


The p in the title
stands for
photoverio
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Images of A Muse ... With Two Poems By Her Husband

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The Muse =  Nunsch Eluard
The Poet =    Paul Eluard
 





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Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Quoting The Creator Of The Comic Strip Calvin And Hobbes

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We don't devote
enough scientific research
to finding a cure
for jerks.

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Monday, September 25, 2017

No Shortage Of Brilliant Moments In LILY TOMLIN's Career

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BUT
...
because it is so brief
and so evanescent
From the greatest
network police drama,
Homicide. 
It has been off
the air for more than
ten years but it gave birth
to THE WIRE
and whatever show
features a character
named "Munsch"

This video is prefaced
by an advert but
Lily makes it
worth the wait
 

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A Story Begins ... And Hopefully Will Be Completed

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He said,
Only one more,
then boarded the train
to Phoenix.

He sat down,
admiring the view
that sped by.

On his lap,
he opened his attache case
and repeated the words
Only one more 

Only one more sale
and then he could go sailing.

He looked at the open
attache case and saw 
a magic carpet

Upon which,
he was soon to ride.

Then he opened his eyes.

TBC
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Hello, Lenore Plantaviscus ... You Wonderful Wandering Wallflower

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Dark limb ends in green
with valor
Gray limb is without end
without color

She grows on
our patio

And I'll
have you know

There is 
a curiosity game
 
A neighbor asked
What is plant's name?

She was quite demure

I said...
We call her LENORE
  
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Footnote
Poem and image are the copyrighted property
of Lewis Carroll School of Logic.
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Photoverio #271: A View Of Cal State University At Long Beach

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© Oliverio 
Vertically Yours

Outdoor exhibit at
University Art Museum
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Meet Donald Trump's Favorite Athletes

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Trump Invites
Russian National
Basketball Team
to White House

"You ask anyone who knows,
Steph Curry is nowhere near
as good as Vladimir Ivlev,"
Trump said



From the
Borowitz Report
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Footnote
The next GoFather/Trump page is  here
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From A Poet Who Is Exactly 121 Years Old + One Day

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There was a girl in the caboose

She might be
the brakeman's wife

She might be
a tramp

Happy under a spell of
the wider and wider night

A silhouette and outline
...
Something finished
white, polite, unpolished

It was a destiny
scarred a little with
young wars

Worried with
old white faiths


Segmented with re-format
from a story
entitled
Travel Together 

Another quote
from this story is
here 
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Sunday, September 24, 2017

Schoolboy Name-Calling ... Planet Earth Elementary

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There is a dispute
between two boys:

X is the captain
of the football team
and
Y is the only member
of the ping-pong
solitaire club

X and Y have an encounter
in the schoolyard:

X calls Y "Rocket Man"
Y calls X "Dotard"
Mr. Merkel has the  the boys
report to the principal's office

He says, "Really now, X,
What did you call Y?"

"Rocket Man"

"Really now, Y,
What did you call X?"

"Dotard"

Mr. Merkel gives
Y gets 20 bonus points
and a recipe for Schnitzel

Mr. Merkel then laughs at X
who must stay after school,
erase every chalkboard
and then clean all the erasers.

Three hours later,
with chalk dust all over his clothes,
X gets the last laugh:

He steals all the erasers
and never returns to school
but he is convinced that
Y's mother
wears combat boots.
Y
however,
before graduating with honors,
is convinced
X's mother's son
wears stilleto heals.

THE END
(We hope!) 

The next
GoFather/Trump 
page is
here  
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You Never Know What You Didn't Know Until...

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I knew that  one of her books
was hand-delivered to
Pope John Paul II.

I knew that another
was hand-delivered to
the Academy Awards organizers.

But what I did not know
until I saw this image
is that Mrs. CarPeo
once rode in a motorcade
with
Richard Nixon 

Or so it seems!
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CarPeo Set Piece #75 ... Dylan Thinking About Italian Deli Lyrics

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I gotta mozzarella ball
in my mouth
I'm gonna swallow
it'll go south

I wanta salami sandwich
it'll hit the mark
fill it up as if
it were Genoa's Ark

Then I'll set sail—
that's no baloney—
after a golden cup
of  Gazelle's Tortoni


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Footnotes
Mrs. CarPeo is responsible for title
and photograph.

But her lesser half is responsible
for the suggested lyrics.

Image is shadow of Dylan
with a chinectomy.

The next
CarPeo Set Piece
is 
 here  
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Seventeen Words About Words From FSF On His 121st Birthday

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You don't write
because you want to
say something,
you write 
because you have
something to say.


Died: December 21, 1940

The next Fitzgerald page
is
here 
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Laughter Died Four Days Before The Tenth Anniversary Of 9/11

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This is not a fun fact.
It is

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Thursday, September 21, 2017

A Tribute Page For Another Bronx-Born Italian: Jake Lamotta

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Though they were born in the same year,
Jake LaMotta outlived my Mother
by forty-six years.

Though they were born in
the same borough of New York,
my Mother's only son will outlive 
Jake Lamotta for at least
one more day.

The "Bronx Bull" is pictured below
with his wife Vicki:

But Jake Lamotta did not become
famous as a family man.

He was a professional boxer
with a career record
of 86 wins, 19 losses,
and 4 draws.

 Losing nineteen bouts
does not a legend make.

Jake Lamotta fought
Sugar Ray Robinson
six times,
losing five times.

Lamotta's last professional fight
was in 1954. 

In 1980,
Jake became a household name
as a result of a movie
about his life.

Raging Bull,
according to better minds
than my own, is
the greatest boxing film
of all-time.

Directed by Martin Scorcese,
it starred Robert Deniro
as Jake Lamotta.



Raging Bull introduced
Joe Pesci and Cathy Moriarty
to the silver screen.

They portrayed Jake's brother
and the wife with whom
Jake had a tormented
relationship.

The real Jake Lamotta
had seven wives
but only Vicki
(his second wife)
is featured throughout
the film.

As a result of the movie,
the real Vicki Lamotta
posed in Playboy
at the age of fifty. 

Raging Bull
gave birth to the acronym
TGIWFIBAWANC

Thank God It Was Filmed
In Black And White
And Not Color

In Hollywood,
Raging Bull cemented
the names
Scorcese and DeNiro
together and has 
slathered them with
1001 superlatives.

The greatest little treasure
of  Raging Bull,
however,
involves another
Italian/American:

Most famous as "Coach"
—the lovable/gullible bartender—
in the TV Series CHEERS,
Nicholas Colasanto
goes 180 degrees
in Raging Bull.

Colasanto played the part
of a menacing, influential
mobster responsible for
the darkest moment
in the boxing career
of Jake Lamotta


***

The real
Jake Lamotta 
died yesterday
at the age of ninety-five

 I will close this page
with a quote
from the cinematic
Jake Lamotta:
Rest in peace, Champ 


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Please Don't Get Me Wrong About Jane Fonda

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Unlike the allegedly legitimate media,
I  criticized Jane Fonda's flagrant
mispronunciation of
an important word on 
the 2017 Emmys

But don't get me wrong:
I respect her talents
immensely

Jane won two Academy Awards
and has had a stellar career

Great debate would ensue
if you tried to name
her best film

However,
there is little debate
about which of Jane Fonda movies
had the most enticing
opening credits.

That would be her third film,
made in 1962.

It was entitled
Walk On The Wild Side
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2017 A.D. Does NOT Refer To The Year

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This excerpt
is from an essay entitled
Sex sells—
but Fear and Anxiety sell more

The italicized initials
in the title of this page
represent what the news media
—be it print, TV, radio, or internet—
does on any given day:
There are, a minimum of 
2017 Anxieties Dispensed   

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Footnotes
This page echoes a quote from
the late, great journalist
Eric Sevareid

(1912-1992)
For longer than a decade,
Mr. Sevareid
was the news analyst on
CBS News with Walter Cronkite  
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Monday, September 18, 2017

The Guy Who Said GOD IS DEAD Also Said...

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There are no higher men, we are all equal,
man is man, before God we are all equal.

Friedrich Nietzsche

The quote is from p.222
of the above hyperlink

In the words of
Zeke Theismor de Oposito:
"The quote may be out of context
but no philosopher
speaks with only
one tongue."  


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Footnote
Nietzsche  also said
"I myself  have pronounced my laughter holy."
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Her Emmyness Speaketh: Jane Fonda's Covfefe Moment

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On last night's Donald Trump Roast
that doubled as
an award dispensary
...

Jane Fonda coigned a new word:

But the text accompanying 
that hyperlink
fails to acknowledge
her "covfefe" moment

People in covfefe houses
shouldn't throw covfefe

However, 
Ms. Fonda,
pictured here with 
9 to 5  co-stars
Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton,
pronounced her words correctly
in 1980.

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Footnotes
Jane Fonda's creative pronunciation
occurs at the :52 mark
of the :72 video.

But an appreciation
of her film history
can be found
here.

An appreciation
of Lily Tomlin
can be found
there.

The italic caption is a quote from Hillary Clinton.

You may now google at your own risk
BUT

The next GoFather/Trump page
is
one click from here.
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Friday, September 15, 2017

How Donald Trump Made American Comedy Great Again

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Jokes come from a place
of pulling your hair out
seeing things that make you cringe
and wanting to make that into
something that will make you laugh.


Quote is from
page 4 of
this book 

The next
GoFather/Trump page
is
here 
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Ground Zero For The Number Zero

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New carbon dating research commissioned
by the University of Oxford into
the ancient Indian Bakhshali manuscript
has revealed it to be hundreds of years older
than initially thought, making it
the world’s oldest recorded origin
of the zero symbol that we use today. 


© Art Daily
9/15/17
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Footnote
The Oxford researcher was asked
"How did you know you discovered
the origin of Zero?"
He replied
"There was nothing to it."

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Thursday, September 14, 2017

The 81st Bullet: It's All In The Telling

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Ask people what they think
and they will tell you.
Tell people what to think
and they will.

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 Footnotes
THE 81th BULLET  is the copyrighted property of  LCSoL.

Only the first 45 Bullets are linked together
because we do not want to make life easy
for our favorite thieves.
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Photoverio #270: Aerial View Of Palm And Pond

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© Oliverios
                                              
 Comerica Plaza
90802
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