The Ultimate Wrestling Champion + The Ultimate Speechwriter

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Let us pretend

this is a photograph
of Gustavo Gargantua,

who has just won 

the World Wide Wrestling

championship from

Hillario Klintock.

He fights dirty 

and the wrestling fans

go crazy over his

Dastardly Detailed Demonics.

It would not be difficult

to imagine Gustavo

—with gusto and bravado—

ranting to the crowd. 

I am the greatest!

I know all the dastardly details
about winning

better than anybody

—better than the greatest wrestler—

I know the demonic details

of taking down opponents

better than a ghost.

Better than a ghoul.

If I didn't, I couldn't have put

one million people in this arena,

ultimately to get booed

for being a bombastic

bad boy.

My first act as the new 

World Champ is to put

the defeated Hilario Klintock

in Jail.
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But sometimes we have  to pretend
to get to a greater truth.

For example, 
I pretended that 
Jinder Mahal changed his name
to Gustavo Gargantua.

But only a small stretch
of the imagination
would have him
ranting like he did
in this scenario.

However,
instead of me
authoring the words, 
they would have been written by

the C.E.O of World Wide Wrestling.

That man is Vince McMahon.

More recently
—and quite factually—

a similar-sounding speech

was given: 

And if I didn't, I couldn't have talked

all these people into doing [it],

ultimately only to be rejected.

That speech was given by this man:

Is it possible that

the Donald Trump's speech

was written by Vince McMahon?

Frightening as it may seem,

the answer might be

YES

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