Bet Your Sweet Patooties I Am VERY HAPPY About This (2)

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The man 

photographed below

is 

Karl Anthony Townes

without whom

the New York Knicks

would have crapped out

in the 2025 NBA playoffs

 

On behalf of all

Knick fans,

I state with certainty:

We love this man

a/k/a

"The Big Kat"

 

 

HOWEVER

...

let us pretend 

the viewer

of this picture

knows zilch about sports

but actually sees

this behemoth

in this exact gesture

RIGHT OUTSIDE

HIS/HER DOOR

 

The natural response would be

to run back inside

and lock the door

 !!!

 

But the absolute truth

is that a sports hero

celebrating Victory

[whether my team,

your team or your 

neighbors' team]

has justifiably earned 

the right to look freakish

in celebration

because sports fanatics

are freakishly devoted

to their teams

!!! 

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