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 Didja hear the one
 about the one he wouldn't tell?

 The joke about
"before there was money,
  nobody had anything to sell."

  Didja know that before there was college
  nobody and nobody else had any thirst for knowledge.

  Before there was a Tuesday,
  Monday had nowhere to go and had no sleep.

  Before there was woman,
  man had no one to bother nor to bother him.

  Before there were poor people,
  the rich people said "What is the point of wealth?"

  Before there was Oh shit! I still haven't watched  WEB THERAPY,
  he could have blogged 'til the cows came home
  unless they slaughtered en route.

  Callate! 
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