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Co-ordinated precipitation,
struck one half the nation
with powdeed fluffitation
Reporting for WNBC
Fourth-generation
meteorologist
Mex Antoine
also said:
This wonderful white powder
is not the fault of global warming
and don't Blame it on Rio...
Blame it on
the famous Beatles'
White Album
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Footnote
the mysteries of x and y originate.
All that is binary–or yin/yang–is a reflection
of Rene Descartes' greatest accomplishment.
The 17th Century genius is known for many things
but the co-ordinate geometry of the Cartesian Plane
is his greatest creation.
And I have an unheralded
21st Century genius
at my disposal:
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Are you serious about ...his most important creation?
ReplyDeleteHow could Descartes have ever done anything
more important than say
I THINK THEREFORE I AM
As for me, I am Gary Goldthinkle, a searcher
in need of an Anonymous Art Critic number.
If the Cartesian Plane never existed,
ReplyDeletecomputers might have all ended up
in the Dollar Stores.
Just because Descartes' co-ordinate geometry
caused a gazillion classroom anxieties
is no reason to not respect
its manifold significance.
I think therefore I will give you
a number/name:
We crown you Gary Googol.
Have a nice day.
NEWS FLASH!
ReplyDeleteWNBCarpeo reports that Mr. Carpeo has
DEVORCED Mrs. Carpeo, unexpectedly!
The difference between DE-vorce and DI-vorce
Deleteis analogous to the difference between
discour-SE and discour-TESY.
Pre-occupied with Rene DEscartes and
the images above, Mr.CarPeo
exaggerated a personal
infirmity. In truth,
it was a fifty hour
sniffle sans
fever.
This resulted in a momentary
conversational lapse
with his snow-bound
better half.
A DE-vorce has a 24 hour shelf life.
Mr. CarPeo hereby gets down on two bended knees
and one broken heart to APOLOGIZE
to Mrs. CarPeo, his guiding light.
Without her in his life,
darkness eclipses
his existence.
Mrs.?Carpeo loves Mr. Carpeo?
ReplyDeleteHe has removed Mrs. Oliverio
From his Kartesian fields.
He has plucked her eye from his site
where she wants to be day and night
He got his de-vorce
ReplyDeleteA sittin' on a horse.
She said no divorce
Till you finish
The first course
With no remorse
Please allow Anonymous Art Critic #2
Deleteto interrupt this lovers' quarrel
with some relevant words.
Rene Descartes once said:
Allow the mind the freest reign,
so that when afterwards we bring it,
more opportunely, under due constraint,
it may be more easily constrained.
Call me Filo Sofia.
Call me anytime!
"Filo" is short for Love Muffin.
DeleteTo say this, I cannot restrain:
ReplyDeleteThe mind of Filo Sofia
has the freest reign
Wise ---!
ReplyDelete