The Priest and The Chuckster

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From the pulpit, the priest delivered a sermon.

His words were visible throughout the church

His voice carried through every pew

But did not reach my ears

Because Chuck Berry got there before him.


The gospel had something to do with Jesus

At that time...In the temple

There was  too much monkey business

Altar boys started dancing

The girls in communion dresses jumped up and down

The men loosened their ties

The women threw their hats at the stain glass windows

Jesus said "I don't want no botheration!"

 
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Footnote
THE PRIEST AND THE CHUCKSTER is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.
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