The Institute of Inane Research has discovered
the manuscript of a JUDGE JUDY case
never saw the light of the cameras.
The case of Gentry vs Gentry resulted in
a bombastic alimony settlement.
The numbers involved have been the subject
of scholarly investigation: record-breaking
division of property upon divorce
proceedings brought about
by nothing more than
a Saturday visit
to a store.
THE VERDICT
It is undeniably cruel and unusual punishment when a husband
demands a wife accompany him into a Walmart store.
Michael Gentry, who had copyrighted the common comma ( , )
had accumulated a personal worth of $400 million.
Vanessa Arlen, a Burbank waitress, had a personal worth of $542.19
when she married Michael at St. Fidelis RC Church on October 11, 2010.
As a result of the verdict, for all intents and purposes, the personal worth
of the husband and wife have been reversed.
But Mr. Gentry has been offered a job as a Walmart greeter
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