Monday, June 29, 2015

Eight Is NOT Enough (The Book Of Gus #9)

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5 billowy  C  words  +  4 other  C  definitions
 












CONCISION: A language no one speaks anymore.

CORSET: Prevents having children.

CRUCIFIX: Looks good in an alcove and on the guillotine

CUT-RATE: Good name for a shop: inspires confidence.
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Born in France, in 1821, Gustave Flaubert  died in 1880 
but  THE DICTIONARY OF ACCEPTED IDEAS
was not published until 1913.

The original title, translated to English, 
was  THE DICTIONARY OF RECEIVED IDEAS.

Someone named  Kafka  was maddeningly influenced 
by this dictionary and other Flaubert books. 

I wish I had read anything by Flaubert forty years ago.

I read this dictionary forty days ago.

At least half of the 800 definitions
could have been written
four days ago.

Flaubert's dictionary 
should be 
required reading for anyone who breathes.
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5 comments:

  1. Noble due to the horse

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  2. Third definition yours?

    If so, seems mocking,

    Did you mean to be?

    Can it be softened so

    that it doesn't.

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    1. None of the words
      nor their definitions
      are mine.

      They are ineradicably
      the words of Gustave Flaubert.

      I assure you that the Man
      who was crucified on that cross
      gave a high five to Flaubert
      upon the latter's being
      chauffeured through
      the Pearly Gates
      on May 8, 1880

      Flaubert's Death-day (May 8)
      morphed into the Birth-day of
      Harry S. Truman (1884)
      and Don Rickles (1926)

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  3. Concision: Paul running with scizzors

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    1. Flaubert might not have agreed
      but i can dig it, especially due to
      the sizzling spelling
      of the last word.

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