From The Onion News Network: NASA Intervention

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NASA Deploys Congressional Rover 

To Search For Funding

WASHINGTON—
Calling the program “the most crucial in the agency’s history,”
researchers at NASA announced Wednesday they have
successfully deployed a Special Exploratory Rover 
to Congress as part of an open-ended mission
 to seek out any possible trace 
of funding on Capitol Hill
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