Monday, January 4, 2016

The Primary Difference Between Ravens And Crows

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The Crow..........................The Raven





Ravens have

better bathing habits



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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2016 at 3:49 AM

    This primary difference is the same
    for the forces of pure evil:

    Adolph Hitler had better bathing habits
    than Osama Bin Laden.

    I am Anonymous Art Critic #444
    but you can call me Lusten 4 Ekwalety

    And I have a question:
    Why have the "Anonymista Commentistas"
    abandoned you?

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    1. Paul OliverioJanuary 7, 2016 at 3:50 AM

      The "37 Anonymous Art Critcs"
      have all gotten jobs
      with PAULA PETARD
      but please do not
      let Mrs. CarPeo
      know that.

      AND, Mr. Ekwalety, please feel free
      to comment here anytime you are
      in the neighborhood.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2016 at 3:51 AM

      How much does Paula Petard pay?

      Delete
    3. Paul OliverioJanuary 7, 2016 at 3:52 AM

      I believe she is paying
      seven cents per word
      minus city, state,
      and federal tax.

      But I think Mrs. CarPeo
      would pay you twice that amount
      without deducting any taxes:

      All you would have to do
      is say unflattering things
      about my former lover, Paula Petard.

      Delete
  2. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2016 at 6:54 PM

    Report P. Petard for paying below minimum wage!

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    1. Paul OliverioJanuary 7, 2016 at 6:59 PM

      Does P. Petard let her employees eat crow?

      If the answer is YES, then...
      at least, she is feeding them something.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2016 at 6:51 AM

      She probably lets them eat tarts, the tart!

      Delete
  3. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2016 at 6:57 AM

    Despite my existence arising from
    her usage of 100 pounds of clay,
    Mrs. C will be hearing from
    my attorneys.

    I let my employees eat tarts
    with their choice of ice cream!

    Sincerely,
    Paula Petard

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    1. Paul OliverioJanuary 8, 2016 at 7:01 AM

      Paula
      Your attorneys may be hearing
      from me but I am certain
      you have better ways
      of inflicting pain
      upon them.

      Sincerely,
      Mr. C

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    2. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2016 at 8:52 AM

      Paul
      Maybe I need
      a good spanking.

      Sincerely,
      Paula

      Delete
  4. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2016 at 8:52 AM

    If Tarty Petard is after my man with her textsex,
    well two can play at that game. 1-900-tardytart

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    1. Paul OliverioJanuary 10, 2016 at 8:57 AM

      Darling Dearest,
      Why don't YOU
      give Paula Petard
      a good spanking?

      Sincerely,
      Paul a/k/a
      Lowrence Oliveo

      Delete
  5. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2016 at 1:50 PM

    Peeping Pimp!

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