The Sesquipadelian "Corporate Philanthropy-Misanthropy Ratio"

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Excluding the excremental profusions from the mouth 

of Donald Trump–when the ratio is as low as 1:7777–

the Corporate Philanthropy-Misanthropy Ratio 

has not deviated substantially from 

the ratio of one act of corporate  benevolence
to seven hundred and seventy acts
of corporate malevolence.

The 1:770 ratio was determined 

by  ONION NEWS 

eighteen years ago.

This means that every time a corporation

rewards a student scholarship, there are

seven hundred and seventy corporate instances of deceit,

corruption, environmental pollution or tax-dodging.

To simplify the ONION's
 Philanthropy-Misanthropy Ratio:
it represents the yin-yang
behavior of corporations
as a ratio of good deeds to bad deeds.

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