Onion News Gets Under The Wire

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FBI Convinces George Clooney

To Wear Wire During Clinton

Fund-raising Dinner

In an effort to gather evidence 
in their investigation 
of the presidential candidate’s alleged misuse
of her private email server 
when she served as secretary of state,
members of the FBI reportedly
convinced actor George Clooney
to wear a hidden listening device Friday night
while attending a campaign fundraising dinner
with Hillary Clinton.

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