Sunday, November 13, 2016

Explaining The Election To His Six-Year-Old Daughter

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Imagine the stupidest thing you could ever do,
like peeing on a stack of pancakes. 

Now, imagine that the United States 
is a stack of pancakes.

Millions of grownups just peed on it.




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6 comments:

  1. Millions of grown ups said "Pay attention to me."

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    1. Proof that intelligence
      is not required to get
      people to pay attention
      to grown-ups.

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  2. They were intelligent enough
    to wake up the royal Screw ups.

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  3. If la Chappé egotista had the smarts
    to use Avenya H, she'd be
    sittin' pretty now.

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