Cable TV Rumor: LifeTime Network Creates Sister Channel

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The Lifetime Network is in the process

of adding an alternative to

its programming.

They already have a new logo.
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plus a theme song

written by

Paul Simon.
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THE AFTERLIFE

After I died, and the make up had dried,

I went back to my place.
No moon that night, but a heavenly light

shone on my face.
Still I thought it was odd,

there was no sign of God just to usher me in.
Then a voice from above,

sugar coated with Love, said, 

"Let us begin."

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