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"I called my boyfriend last night."
"What do you call him?"
"Munchkin, Sweetness, Cupcake...
Any of one hundred and one endearments.
I think his name is Tom.
What do you call your boyfriend?"
"I call him AaaaH."
"Really?"
"That's his initials.
Sometimes I call him A.H."
"What does that stand for?"
"Asshole. More often than not,
that is what I call him. But when
I want to be formal, he is Mr. Hole."
"What does he call you?"
"Mrs. Hole."
"How nice."
"But I prefer when he
pronounces it Mrs. Whole.
That makes me feel very complete."
"That's even nicer."
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