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"Leaving the toilet seat up
is definitely cause for justifiable anger."
"Justifiable anger: maybe.
But definitely not justifiable homicide."
"What are you talking about?
If I was feeling homicidal, I would have
used a sledge hammer instead of
a ball peen hammer."
"True...and you only boxed
one of my ears, not both."
"So are you going to apologize
for calling me homicidal?"
"I'm sorry, dear. As long as
you have a hammer in your hand,
I will apologize to you twenty-four/seven."
"You are forgiven."
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