A Page So Nice, I Have Now Posted It Thrice

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WHY WE DON'T SAY
PRAISE BE TO JOEY

At the Church of the Solid Cinder

There was no Original Sin

But there was
the Original Twin

So much smaller in stature

With eyes never opened wide

Little Joey Christ was
equally crucified

Except for the Solid Cinder

All scripture is at a loss

Accounting for
the miniature cross

Big Brother Jesus

Got all the press

Little Twin Joey always
made a mess

Present at the Miracle

Of the Loaves  and Fishes

Joey washed all the dishes

Smashing plates while

Turning water into mud

Joey's only words were
Thud Thud Thud

Of Joey's official miracle

History gave no talk

Little Joey Christ made
chocolate into chalk

But no devil is

This Little He

Who only believed
in tomfoolery

As for me,

The scribe I be

May need hide
in a vault

If only

To avoid

Becoming
a pile of salt

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Footnotes

This page is the copyrighted Property of LCSoL.

The original title was
The Original Twin ... #999

The second title was
a/k/a GodFather of Math (p1003) 

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