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The Monongehela River created the waterfront town of

Belle Vernon, Pennsylvania  which presently has
a population of 1100 people

[Recently, there] was a four day long
skirmish between members
of the Belle Vernon Militia
and the Washington Township Crips. 

The militia, lead by its commander
Daniel "Man-Tuna" Markantuna,
attempted a raid on Washington Township
in order to place the Belle Vernon flag
atop the community's town hall/brothel.

However the WTC, lead by
former Memphis street gang impresario
Robert Marco Jr.,
stopped their advance at 4th street and D
(Washington Township only has two streets).

For three days the battle was intense.

Then someone remembered
the big high school wrestling tournament
was about to start so everyone went home.

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