A Most Important Deleted And Diminshed Alternate Fact Is

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I wrote this verse →

The pie in the sky

has turned to mud cake.

We don't make love,

we make the bed shake.

That verse, in fact,

was written by a Slash Man:

Singer/Song Writer/

Guitarist Extraordinaire/

New York City
bus driver.

His name is

Jack McCarthy

As for me...

all I want for Christmas

is for Mr. McCarthy

to cross paths with

the aforementioned

producer/musician
Joe Henry,

and professionally record

the Greatest Christmas Songs

that no one knows
 

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