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After being featured
in a cat food commercial,
Silhouette was placed in the
Federal Witness Protection Program.
Federal Witness Protection Program.
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| © Oliverio |
While the commercial
was being filmed,
an assistant camera man
farted.
farted.
The director was so angered
by the flatulence,
the camera man
was forced to eat cat food
while crawling across
the floor.
the floor.
The camera man is suing
a major film studio.
Silhouette witnessed
his humiliating experience.
She is now wearing a Victorian collar
with an imbedded detector
to track her every movement.
Much to her chagrin,
from her witness protection paradise,
exactly thirty-three days
after the program began.
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