"Oh Great Master,
the Americans call it
the Fall Classic.
It is the culmination of..."
"Guardy, don't take me for a fool:
I know what the World Series is.
"But with Trump, Putin and all
the other Princes of Darkness,
I've had hardly anytime for baseball.
Tell me please, who's playing this year?"
"Dodgers and Astros.
The first game is today."
"From Los Angeles and Houston, correct?
"Yes, Boss. Only one of them
will get the crown.
Which should it be?"
"I have one last question
before I answer your question."
"And that question is..."
"Didn't I curse those two cities
with Harvies?"
"Yes, Boss.
You gave Houston a hurricane
named Harvey and Los Angeles
(via Hollywood) got a weinstein
named Harvey."
"This is a no-brainer.
I've got to yang the bigger yin:
The Astros win the World Series
in seven games!"
"You got it, Boss."
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| Congratulations to the Houston Astros |
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Footnotes
The text of A GUARDIAN ANGEL TALKS TO GOD...
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.
The author would like to thank
jPeggy for the the two images
used above.
It cannot be confirmed but a final aside
from God to "Guardy" was as follows:
I insist that the MVP have the letter G
at the beginning of his name. Just like ME!
The Most Valuable Player of the 2017 World Series
was awarded to George Springer.
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