An Actual Obituary Written By The Daughter Of The Deceased

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Terry Wayne Ward, age 71, of DeMotte, IN,

escaped this mortal realm on Tuesday,

January 23rd, 2018,

leaving behind 32 jars of Miracle Whip,

17 boxes of Hamburger Helper

and multitudes of other random items

that would prove helpful in the event

of a zombie apocalypse.

Terry Ward and his daughter, Jean Lahm.

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