Not Racist: This Is Accurate, Politically Incorrect, (And Funny)

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People I know come up and say:
What color is Vladimir Guerrero?
Is he a black player?

I say,
Come on, he's Dominican.
He's not black.
As African-American players,
we have a theory that baseball
can go get an imitator
and pass them off as us.

It's like they had to get
some kind of dark faces,
so they go to
the Dominican or Venezuela
because you can get them cheaper.

It's like, 
Why should I get this kid
from the South Side of Chicago
and have Scott Boras represent him
and pay him $5 million when you can get
a Dominican guy for a bag of chips?
... I'm telling you, it's sad.

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TORII HUNTER
(#48)

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Footnotes
This time of year,
all of us pathetic diehard Angels' fans
can do is dream of next year
when Torii Hunter will become
their manager and Vladimir Guerrero
will be their hitting coach

I would like to thank jPeggy
for use of
the teammate image

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