Q And A ... With Mr. CarPeo

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Mr. Cyberspace:
Are you jealous
of these statistics
from Mrs. CarPeo's
website?

Mr. CarPeo:
No, Sir.
I am very proud
of her stats.

Mr. Cyberspace:
How proud are you?

Mr. CarPeo:
On a scale of
one to a thousand:
just multiply all
the numbers listed
on Mrs. CarPeo's
stat sheet and then
subtract seven.

Mr. Cyberspace:
Why did you post 
her  stats today?

Mr. CarPeo:
Because today is our Sixth Anniversary.

Mr. Cyberspace:
Do you have anything more
to say?

Mr. CarPeo:
Yes.
I hope our relationship lasts
long enough to share at least
five thousand compliments.  
 
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Footnote
This page is dedicated to John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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