97% Of Women Surveyed Said The Same Thing: What A Jerk

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A man, who shall go un-named,

has extremely limited access to

NewYorkTimes.com,

He claims to be a person

with a fairly global world view.

BUT

at the end of January, when he could

choose only one more article

from the world's most

influential newspaper,

he chose to read about

a football player

with a funny name

When the man was asked for a comment
about his chosen literature,
all this man said was
Let's go Rams

The other three percent
of women asked about
this dubious man
said,
"Obviously,
he lives in a man cave." 

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