Another Institute Of Inane Research Quote About Mr. Christ

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God gave man teeth

so that His only begotten son

would become a dentist

and make his mother proud.

 His son, however, became a savior

and lived a life in a loincloth.

Saving souls was not as profitable

as saving molars

but was much more marketable.

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Footnotes

This quote is the copyrighted property

of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic

The Institute of Inane Research

is a subdivision of LCSoL

In 1982, the Institute

mistakenly attributed this quote

to the King James Brown Bible.

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