Thankfully, This Is NOT A Sub-division Of Scientology

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Appliantology

is the religion

of worshiping refrigerators

above all else

Most of its church members

live north of the poverty line

Select members of this religion

also derive secret pleasures from

sitting on their washing machines

during the wash cycle

Lastly,

every member of this church

owns a quality toaster-oven

BUT

for those of you

mired in reality,

you can read all about

Appliantology

here 

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Footnote

THANKFULLY, THIS IS NOT

A SUB-DIVISION OF SCIENTOLOGY

is the copyrighted property of LCSoL

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