If I Had The Opportunity To Save The World ...

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I would not do so

until I could negotiate

an hourly rate

with a health plan

(strictly homeopathic)

and an isolation box

for all my enemies

giving enemas

to each other

which rhymes with Mother
and she would wear

the Queen's crown

my Father would be King

my Sister would date

Bob Dylan

in a swimming pool

then

I would need to do

nothing more

and
the world would thank me

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PAUL OLIVERIO

 

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Footnotes

IF I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY

TO SAVE THE WORLD

is the copyrighted property

of LCSoL

The hourly rate

must include

a lifetime supply

of Sudoku puzzles
and wisdom from
Mrs. CarPeo

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