My Secret Wish For Bernie

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Every time

I hear Bernie Sanders speak,

I wish I was still smoking pot.

Because if I were stoned,

everything he said would be

a wonderful pipe dream
and I'd say
"Reality be damned:
pass me the pompoms"

FREE Medicare for all

FREE college education

for everyone who wants it

FREEDOM FROM PAYING OFF

college loans

All of this makes perfect sense

if you are stoned

out of your gourd

If you are not stoned

but sober enough to ask:

How will we pay

for all this freedom?

you are bursting the bubble

of the bong generation

!!!

Asking those questions

is the equivalent

of not believing

in Santa Claus

But I do believe in

Rabbi Manny Chevitz 

And if I were Donald Trump,

my pipe dream would be:

I hope the Dems choose Bernie

as their candidate

because then the 2020 election

will be a cake walk 

 

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Footnotes
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is preceded by an advert

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FOR BERNIE SANDERS
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