A Bullet-Laden Suggestion For Your Daily Dose Of Satire

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   Dr. Fauci says that 

alcohol may help people 

• survive coronavirus briefings.
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• Scientists say 
• that Earth is endangered 
• by a new strain of fact-resistant humans.
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• Obama proposes  
• cancelling cable at the White House 
• to get Trump to leave.
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• Ivanka Trump 
• applies for the job
•  of daughter to Joe Biden.
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• Queen Elizabeth II offers 
• to restore British rule 
• over the United States.
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• Putin warns that the U.S. 
• will be controlled 
• by Americans.
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