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were a Green Leaf,
we could deny her
anything resembling water
Then
She would turn brown
and tear down
her fears of anything
associated with
that skin color
In other words
let her sit
on Congressional Committees
with handsome brown-skin
men and women
until their teamwork
fuels her head
with unified
brain cells
Otherwise
this growling Greene
Trump/pet trick/puppy
outgrows her seat
and climbs
to the top of
the Capitol
And
subsequently
the events
of January 6, 2021
would look like
a kibble hor d'oeuvre
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Footnotes
ALTERNATE-REALITY SOLUTION
FOR THE GREENE
CONGRESSIONAL PROBLEM
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
Writing this page
is my alternative
to posting what
my mentor
had to say
about the same subject
The difference being that
the Borowitz Report
is succinct and stellar satire
while my page is desparately
in need of an animator
If you combined
the cannibus/alcohol consumption
of MTG and AOC,
we could neuter
both of them
Thank you for reading this far
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