A Recent Discovery By The Institute Of Inane Research

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With funding from 

the Cole Porter School of Music History,

lyrics from  a 1930-ish folk song 

have been discovered

but they are incomplete

and the Institute requests 

YOU or anyone you know

complete them:

 

 

He was only a dot in her roll book

until he fixed her flat tire

after serving detention

in her classroom

 

Gym shorts and long division

led him to that fateful decision

now all he gets is derision

from my friends

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Footnote

A RECENT DISCOVERY

BY THE  INSTITUTE OF INANE RESEARCH

is the copyrighted property of LCSoL

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