Advice From A Nun On 9/1/21

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Regarding the new and improved

spread of Killer Covid

Sister Meryl says:

In the most profound

exhilarating moment

of my career,

I had a vision of 

GOD

 

And her magnificent beauty

elicited one and only one

reaction: humility

 

Despite my winning

three Academy Awards,

I got down on my knees

when GOD spoke to me

 

"You do not have to

get down on your knees

for me, Sister Meryl

 

"Much more than that,

I need you 

AND EVERYONE

to wear a mask in public

for the simple reason

that your planet

will not survive

if humans flaunt

their facial features

on others who do not

need to see 

their nose, 

nostrils and mouth."

 

Is that all you need

from us?

 

"No, I also need

for EVERY living

breathing human

to consume Soul Juice.

I'm sorry, I mean

they need to be inoculated.

 

"You, Sister Meryl,

—as the greatest living actress—

have been chosen to 

deliver this message

but please remove your mask

while doing so

if and only if

you stand behind

a thick shield of Lucite."

 

I will do exactly

as God is requesting.

"One more thing: 

I need for you 

to make a movie

with Dolly Parton

and Whoopi Goldberg,

entitled 

THE HOLY TRINITY.

 

"But please give

my husband

executive producer credit.

 

"I promised the old man 

this would happen."

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© PAUL OLIVERIO ©

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The Institute of Inane Research  

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