The National IDIOTS Convention

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Not only was I invited,

I was a panelist

More than 40,000 people

were in attendance

We were divided

into three groups:

the DNA's

the BENE's

and the MALE's

The last of these groups

had a large number

of women

 

The DNA's

were idiots

because

it was in their blood

 

Most of them

weren't intelligent enough

to find their

correct destination

 

This group is unworthy

of further discussion

 

 

The other two groups

were either

BENEvolent idiots

or

MALEvolent idiots

 

The BENEvolents

lusted to do good

for society

 

But sometimes

they were so

pre-occupied with

helping those in need,

they neglected 

their own families

which often ended up

homeless or helpless

 

The MALEvolents

lusted to do good

for themselves

and masterfully

disguised themselves

as wolves

in sheep's clothing

 

This group had

the highest level

of intelligence

of all attendees

 

Their catered cuisine

included the finest food:

lobster bisque

and bouillabaisse

 

The BENEvolents

had burgers and fries

and a panelist

better known as

Me

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© PAUL OLIVERIO

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