An Academy Award Winning Actor Actually Did THIS

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The Slap Heard Round Round The World

involved 

Will Smith and Chris Rock

a/k/a

the Slapper

and 

the Slappee

 

Luckily

the Slappee

was not white

or the Slapper

woulda been

in a jail cell 

before 

the next commercial

But more important than 

this being a

black-on-black

moment:

It involved 

TWO SUPER-HEROES

from the Culturati:

the ROCK 

and

the SMITH

 

a/k/a

 

the VICTIM

and 

the VILLAIN

 

But now Mr. Smith

has egg smeared 

all over his heroic status

when the Slap

could have 

—in an earth-shattering way—

advanced his Heroic Status

beyond measure:

 

Will Smith

should have explained

the slap this way:

 

This night was all about

being happy in harmony

with the stars.

 

 Hollywood hallucinations

got the best of me

and what I saw 

on that stage

was NOT Chris Rock:

 

It was Vladimir Putin

and 

somebody had to slap him

 

The honor was mine

and the scene of me

slapping Putin

will be used

in my next film

featuring Chris Rock

as the super-villain

who controls

the dark side

of the earth

:::

 

 

© PAUL OLIVERIO ©

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