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God said
"To level the playing field
on planet Earth,
I am giving you a pill
with three ingredients."
The Devil said
"Whatever you say, Boss"
God said
"The first ingredient
is SINCERITY and
the second ingredient is
ARTICULATION."
The Devil said
"Very generous, Boss,
what is the other ingredient?"
God said
"HANDSOME:
If I am going to be
in competition with someone,
I want it to be
a handsome man."
The Devil said
"I'm ready for battle, Boss.
Down I go."
In the year 2023,
God looked down
at His most entertaining creation
—Earth—
and said
"How stupid of me!
I gave him
one ingredient too many"
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© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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If Einstein famously said Human stupidity is infinite
ReplyDeleteand humans were supposedly made in the image of God,
then that explains why God could have a stupid moment.
Oliverio says:
DeleteSupposedly, you have made a very profound statement
but it behooves me to remind you that GOD
is an acronym for Group Of Deities