I Don't Know Where To Begin

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The last two days

were bloglessly spent

impersonating 

a ping pong ball

where the players 

were

Heaven and Hell

There was a stunningly

brilliant teacher

and a banker

who tried to bilk me

out of

my life savings

My two cats

whom I love

more than God intended

mistook five pairs

of my shoes

for a toilet

But

the most disturbing

thing of all

is that

every word above

is

100% fact-based

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Because

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I will begin 

with an easily enlarged

 song list

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