Hypothetically ... I May Become The Anti-Christ Of SAG-AFTRA

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Hypothectically,

my name is 

JOHN LOVZIT

and my profession

is making people laugh

My credentials

—hypothetically unlinkable—

are too numerous

to have any truck with

humility

However,

at this time

I need to speak

in percentages

I have more wealth 

than 89.3 percent

of American citizens

Presently,

I can be seen on TV

—Monday through Friday—

and the show's name 

rhymes with

"Money You Should Task"

and the show is produced by

one of my best friends

whose code name is

"Bryan Allen"

 

He has more money 

than 96.3 percent

of Amercan citizens

BUT

he has earned every penny

beginning with being

the youngest stand-up comic

to appear on 

The Tonight Show

with Johnny Carson

 

When I appeared 

on that show,

I was a pathological liar

—an undeniable comedic fact—

but Oliverio is too chickenshit

to provide any 

hyperlinks

on this page

 

Anyone who successfully

makes a living 

in telling jokes

is said to be

"naturally funny"

 

But the amount 

of hard work

required to reach

that status

is immeasureable

as was the rejection

of bad jokes told

—or jokes told badly—

 

On average,

we are wealthier than

81.6 percent

of the general population

 

If people like Bryan Allen

make more money

from our humor

than we do

It is none 

of our damn business

to deny them

 

In other words,

the SAG-AFTRA unions

demanding more money

need to be content

with what

they already have

 

Which is

—on average—

higher than 

80.6 percent 

of the general population

 

Most of whom 

work at jobs

significantly less satisfying

than anything

to do with

show business 

 

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© PAUL OLIVERIO © 

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