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The difference between
a bandit and a patriot
is a good press agent
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I will never forget driving on the Will Rogers Turnpike in Oklahoma
ReplyDeletebecause that "comfort station" served the best French Fries I've ever eaten
but they were called Cherokee Chips in honor of his DNA.
Of the six "comfort stations" I stopped at during a 3200 mile journey,
Deletethis one was—by far—the cleanest but I didn't eat anything there
because I was still dieting on Cliff Bars and Yoplait Yogurt
and McDonald's coffee.
By the time I got to Mrs. CarPeo's house in Westchester County,
I had lost ten pounds but—one month later—
I was five pounds heavier than I was
when I left Long Beach
-Oliverio