Sunday, September 3, 2023

The First AMBROSE BIERCE Page Since May 28, 2020

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Having been summoned
to serve as a juror,
a Prominent Citizen
sent a physician's certificate
stating he was afflicted
with softening
of the brain.
 
"The gentleman is excused,"
said the Judge,
handing back the certificate
to the person
who had brought it,
"he has a brain."
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A Talisman 
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2 comments:

  1. Having a brain—a major onus and also a sidestep to sanity—
    occasionally gets you of trouble.

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    1. Having a brain is the greatest onus of sanity

      -Oliverio

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