On Your 99th Birthday, I Love You Malcolm X ... Despite ...

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The horrifying playoff defeat

of the team

I have cherished

since Richie Guerin,

Cleveland Buckner,

and Willie Naulls

each scored thirty points

but a guy 

on the other team named

Wilt Chamberlain

scored 100 points

at a high school gym

in Hershey, Pennsylvania

But in the words of philosopher

—Gloria Gaynor—

I WILL SURVIVE

Rather than the voice

of the philosopher

you will here the voice the

the dizzy dame from Friends

a/k/a

Lisa Kudrow

 

In that dubious concept

we call REALITY,

she had the highest IQ

of all the actors

on that show

 

However,

if you see me tomorrow

and I am screaming in pain,

please ignore me

and do not call 

for an ambulance

 

Beware

the deleteable advert

and remember to say

"Wait till next year." 

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