Friday, July 5, 2024

Hooda Helami's Guide To SUCCESSFUL PICKPOCKETING

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Three things are essential
to become 
a successful Pickpocket:

1) Knowing how to be     
SINCERE
 
2) Knowing how to exude
WARMTH
 
3) Mastering the 37 Ways
of  
HUGGING PEOPLE
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 © Hooda Helami ©
Alter Ego #142857
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1 comment:

  1. After Dr. Raft's extensive comment on Hooda Helami's poem about poetry,
    my psychoanalyst convinced me to make
    a "double confession"with qualifiers

    1) I was named after a pickpocket and became a teacher.
    Had the reverse been true, I would now be
    both retired and wealthy


    2) Margaret Atwood's THE TESTAMENTS inspired
    both this and the previous page.
    There is no way accurate measuring stick
    for the influence of a substitute mother


    -Oliverio

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