Thursday, August 22, 2024

World Series Prediction With Few Hyperlinks + Much Slanguage

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Though it is impossible
to measure how much
"negative energy"
I have consumed
in rooting against
the baseball team
whose formative years
were spent in Brooklyn,

I predict 
the 2024 World Series
will feature 
the Mooky-fied Dodgers
+
 his cast of billionaires
against 
the  Hank Aaron-named Judge
+
his modern Bronx Bombers
 
The 6th game
of the series
will result in enough tears
being shed on  Jerome Avenue
to drown all the fishmongers there
but will result in
the future President Harris
naming Shohei Otani
Baseball Ambassador of America
 
With the possible exception of
the Lakers-Celtics rivalry,
no other rivalry in
American team sports
has given the World
as much excitement,
blood, sweat, and tears
as 
the NEW YORK YANKEES
the LOS ANGELES DODGERS
!!!
 
© Oliverio ©
 

You may disagree with
this prediction 
but please accept 
my advice and
do not waste a penny
betting AGAINST 
the Dodgers
until next season 
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1 comment:

  1. I like the part about President Harris
    but the Yankees-in the-World Series is a pipe dream
    and I quit smoking years ago.

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