Monday, October 21, 2024

Elevator Graffiti

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1 comment:

  1. Did you hear the one about
    the priest and the punk
    at the baseball park?

    They already had tickets for the game
    and were about to stand in line
    behind hundreds of people
    in ninety-nine degree weather
    to gain admission to the game

    But the punk addressed
    a stadium security guard
    and said—pointing to the priest—
    "His brother and my Uncle (Tony Oliverio)
    used to sell tickets here at Shea Stadium."

    All the security guard did was say "Follow me"
    and the next thing that happened
    is two Oliverios entered an elevator.

    By the end of the game
    we were sitting six rows
    behind home plate

    The Mets won the game
    and the hero was Damian Easley,
    who formerly played for a baseball farm team
    based in Anaheim

    -Oliverio

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